Getting ready for a night out...

Heelloo00o0!

I'm in the process of getting ready to go out. You know, applying make-up, fixing hair...that kind of shit. I'm meeting the Twiinbergs outside of my apartment at 0945hrs. In 39 minutes! Waaheey. We are going to go to a bar first before Inkonst. Shall be fun I hope. I hope it will be crazy. I'll make it crazy ;] It better be considering I haven't been out or partied at all since beginning of December. I'm in dire need of some nightly craziness.

This morning at 1100hrs I was at the police station to do some volunteering. We were four volunteers today and we just walked round the city forcing "How To Protect Your Car" flyers into passing shoppers' hands and putting them on car windshields. We also had lunch with two of the police officers supervising us and they took us down to where they have all the cells which they put drunk people or people causing disturbances in. It was cool! They are tiny cells with a hole in the ground or more like a drain like you see in bathrooms for people when they puke or stuff. Naastyy. Poor the cleaners who have to clean those cells up... Anyway, the volunteering lasted till around 1530hrs after which I went to the grocery store. There were so many people everywhere today on  account of the nice (but still cold) weather and 'cause everyone got their paychecks yesterday.

Tomorrow morning I am big cleaning my apartment BIG TIME. It's gonna get cleaned up gooood! It looks like HELL. Literally. I can't believe I left it in this state when I left in January. Holy moly. I've had to sleep on my sofa 'cause my bed is all full of shit like clothes and everything basically and the floors need ot be vacuumed...I need to clean up good.

Weellll, I'm going to finish making my hair look awesomely sexy. Wish me a crazy fun night!!!

This video is how I want my night to be. This song says it all.

I go fly now! Kthxbai

It is 0500hrs. I be leaving for the airport or el aeropuerto as it's called here in veinte minutos. I am sooooo goddamn tired :[ Have not slept. I just had some weird dreams. I can't really remember them but I think there were prostitutes involved. That must be 'cause I was reading about the Jack the Ripper case in my criminology course. Lol.

See youse in Swedenland!

Swedenland Tomorrow

So because of the better weather today I could walk from Puerto Portals to Portixol. Took me about two and a half hours. On the way there, I took a photo of a small beach in Cas Catala 'cause I thought it was so beautiful. God, have I missed home.

After my mother had picked me up outside of Hotel Portixol, we drove through McAuto to buy me a large diet coke ('cause they're my favourite kind of coca-cola light <3 like a drug) and then home. Yesterday I started searching for online courses for me to take because I've been quite bored just watching series all day long and my mother has started taking an online Dreamweaver CS5 course which made me miss school and studying. I found an 8 lesson (64 hours) Criminology for Beginners course. We paid for it and voila! I sat the whole afternoon doing lesson one and the assignment that went with it and sent it in. It was so much fun. God, have I missed the learning experience. And the course is super interesting and will sound excellent on my uni application when I get the certificate at the end of it plus my police volunteer work. Yay. I'm doing lesson two now. It started with talking 'bout different ways to kill a person with a knife!

Tomorrow I fly back to Swedenland. I've got to be at the airport at 0530hrs. My flight is at 0700hrs to Barcelona. There I have to wait like three fuck-long hours for my two-hour flight to Copenhagen. Uuurgh. I hate fucking waiting. I'm supposed to land at 1350hrs if there are no delays which with my fucked up luck is just great. Buut in the evening I'm going to the Twiinberg's house for a long overdue movie night with my dear friends <<<3

Then on Saturday PARTY LIKE CRAZED UP MOTHERFUCKERSS!!!!! wOOOOOOoO00o0Oo.

Fuck you, Rain

DAMMIT!!!!!!! IT IS POURING DOWN OUTSIDE TROPICAL STYLE. Like a freakin' shower. I was supposed to go walking all the way from here, Puerto Portals, to Portixol today. That's like 20-something kilometres I think. I'm not sure. FUCK. I was all ready to go so I wake up at now at 0700hrs, open my balcony door and hear the shower-like noise and cannot fucking believe it. FUCK. Stupid fuckin g rain . I usually like the rain but now I'm really mad. Really. Fucking. Mad. And in a badass mood. UURUURURURUGHHHHH.

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That's right. I feel like an angry piece of pasta.

I thought I would upload the pictures of my baked goods! I ended up baking cornbread which was amazing and muffins with an oat filling.

NOmnomnomnom. 

I'm looking forward to partying it up like a crAzzzZzYY motherfucker this Friday!!!! God, how I have missed the Twiinbergs plus everyone else. You know who you are ;]. 

My painting is going to shit. It's a hard one and it's looking really fucked up so I have to fix it. Tomorrrow...

I REALLY NEED A NEW COMPUTER. The N button on this one is gone and it keeps crashing. ASAArRAGAgh.

My sympathies go out to the people of Japan. Every time I look at the news feed about the catastrophe which I've been doing a lot lately I feel like I want to cry. I wish I could be there and help with whatever. Japan <3

Today I Bake!

Good Morning!

I just finished writing up a list of the ingredients that I have to buy for some muffins that I am going to bake today! I haven't baked since like the 28th of January. Faar too long ago!! So today I BAKE!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHOOHOHOHO.

Pictures of my finger-lickin', scrumptioulicious muffins will be posted! 

The weather is looking superb today too. Sun with some more sun sprinkled with extra sun. Sun sun SUN. I'm not a big fan of Mallorca sun to be honest but this spring sun is perfect. Not too hot, not too cold. Perfecto!!

 

I just came back from walking around Illetas. The sea view from there is ridiculously amazing. It feels like you're on top of the world when you look at it. I took a picture but it's on my mobile. I'll try and show it to youse later!

It's very sunny and warm today! Almost like summer.

Bleh, I am going to shower now. If you're a sexy male man you're welcome to join me ;]

"But the birth was not finite, it was infinite..."

I just have to say that I love Lady Gaga's new song "Born This Way". I love the video even more. People say that her song sounds like Madonna's "Express Yourself" but I don't think so. I just think the video is fucking awesome. Yes it's a bit weird and creepy in the beginning but in a good way! Like sex on multiple sticks on one time.

Back Home

I KNOW! I haven't written in fucking ages. I'm sorry! That's what always happens when you have blogs or diaries even. There are always periods of stagnation in which you don't update your chronicles.

The point is I AM HOME!!! YAAY! I've been home a little more than a week now. Just to make it clear; when I say that I am home, I mean that I am home in Mallorca. Not Sweden. Sweden isn't really my home, just where I currently live. Home is where my family is; Mallorca.

Anyway, yes, I am back! And tres, tres happy to be so! I was in fucking Germany for two fucking months. Eight fucking weeks. Too fucking long. (Yes, I know. I swear. A lot.)

I haven't been up to much. Just been hanging out with my mother and I've been getting friendly with my creative psyche again. We've been out of touch for about three years so I thought I would give it a ring. I painted a canvas painting the other day.  Uuurgh, my facebook is fucking up. 

 

That was annoying! Why does it have to be so dam difficult to upload some pictures?? Uuurgh! 

I was painting in my PJ's in case you were wondering...I started drawing another one today but this one is really difficult and was becoming fucked so I took a break to write here instead.

Tonight I am going out with my mother...All my friends are either away from the island or in university so I have to make do with partying with the 'rents.

In one week I go back to Sweden for ten days or so!! SO next weekend I'm partying like a crazy motherfucker. It will be wiiIilLlddddd!!!!!!