Mother Visiting

My mother is here visiting me so we are going to take the train to Hannover this morning and then spend the whole day there! I hope it will be nice. It's only really fucking cold outside. Like bone-chillingly cold. BrrRRrR.

Yesterday we stayed here in the town because it was Sunday and everything was closed anyway. So, we went to the little zoo that they have here. Nothing extravagant (not at all) and I felt sorry for all the animals outside since it was so cold that my hands turned blue. We fed some of the animals. That was fun. I just tried copying one of the pictures that my mother put up on facebook to upload it here but the new facebook photo viewer didn't allow it! Does that mean that you can't save the pictures of someone else's album anymore?? :S Here's a link of me feeding the animals then. That sucks. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150089811603062&set=a.10150089808268062.275218.623828061&theater

God, it's even really cold in my room. Good that I have a nice warm tea to drink eventhough I hate teat but fruit tea is okay. Not any of that herb bullshit.

Everybody's Got a Drug Dealer on Speed Dial

I am reading the best book I've read in a looong time. It's called "Under The Dome" by Stephen King and it's 1000 something pages long and it's sooo GOOD! It's like a good, exciting disaster movie. It is so thrilling. I'm already halfway through. I spent like 11hours reading it yesterday. Crazy. I've read five books in the last three weeks and this is my sixth. I'm on a roooOo0oLLlllll!!

Crispy crackers, the cotton-picking potato is eating up all the peanut butter! How will we stick the cinnamon buns together to form a street lamp now? We'll ask the toast instead. At least he knows which side his bread is buttered on.

When love is not madness, it is not love.

Good Morning!

My thermos with hot water next to me is making weird noises. I think air is escaping from it or something. It's like screaming at me. A screaming thermos. I want to kill it!

On Monday was Valentine's Day! I didn't really notice, nor did I get any cards or flowers or chocolates but I'm used to it! If I would have been at home or in Sweden I would have made cupcakes and cards for all my friends. I usually do make cards fro everyone 'cause I'm just that nice. I would have made lovely, heartfelt cupcakes like these:

I hope you all had a better day than I did.

Love you all <3

Do you want some wiener-schnitzel-licking goodness?!

When I was in the land of beans on toast last summer I bought a book called "Fuck It: The Ultimate Spiritual Way". It's a book about how saying "Fuck it!" is a massage for the mind, relaxing you, releasing tension, giving up on things that aren't working. Letting go, giving up and finding real freedom by realising that things don't really matter that much. So if you feel stressed about something, say "Fuck It!" and you'll feel instantly better. It's true but what if you're feeling stressed about studying for your final exams for example? You can't really just say "Fuck It" and fail if you care about your future...So, like all things, it has it's faults.


AAanywaayyy! Don't really know what to write. Sorry I'm being sOo0o incredibly boring. I'M BORED. So, yet again I apologise.

Ooooh! On the 11th of March I think the new Green Day DVD comes ouT!!! AArgh! Green Day is my favourite band in the whole fucking world. I LOVE THEM. Since September 2004. Their new DVD is called "Awesome as F**k". Here is the trailer:

OOMg soo exciting.You're probably thinking "what the fuck". It's a live CD/DVD of their tour 2009 that they made for their latest album "21st Century Breakdown". I was at one of their concerts in that tour!!!!!!!
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The one in Madrid on the 29th of September, 2009. It was MORE MUCH MORE than FUCKING AWESOME. MORE AWESOME THEN FUCK. I wish I'd been at the very front though. Here are some pictures of the concert:

   

And yes, the fourth picture is a picture of Billie-Joe with his hand down his pants. I told you it was awesome as fuck! Next time I see them I am sooo standing at the front even if I have to sleep outside the stadium to do it!

Bleeh, I fucking hate tea.

Bored to the Brink of BOREDOM

Hell00o.

I don't know if I like Lady Gaga's new song. It sounds a bit like all other songs and not as original and distinctive as her own. I mean it's a good, catchy song no doubt but I don't feel the Lady Gaganess in it.

I was just about to go out for a walk again like I have many times before I just thought I should write a little post, not that I have anything to write about anyhow!

Tonight is the second part of the competition of who gets to go the Eurovision for Sweden. I'll be watching that on the internet but since it's live broadcast it fucks up and breaks and stops all the time. At the same time I will be watching "Deutschland Sucht Den Superstar" (German Idol) on TV. I HATE Idol. I think it's complete bullshit but it's interesting to some extent so I will watch it anyhow.

It's not like I got anything better to do.

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Hello Hello People of the Overworld!!

I did not write anything yesterday 'cause I couldn't think of anything to write! When I get back to Mallorca I will be able to write about more stuff that goes on in my day since I will have more things to do there (hopefully).

I tried painting my nails different colours yesterday but it looks awful. I think I chose the wrong colours. Fail.

I was thinking I should write my CV since I wanna look for a job when I get back home but I've just been too lazy to start it. Hopefully, in April, I can start the bartending course at the Swedish bartending school in Magaluf, Mallorca if my parents will pay for it otherwise I'll just find some job which won't be too easy. The only job I've ever had is a small part in a Swedish TV series in one of the episodes. The funny thing is I just auditioned and got the part like I would do at Centre Stage and didn't think about it as a job so I was really surprised when they gave me 100 euros after the filming. Then I realised that I'd basically applied for a job and gotten it and this was my paycheck! I nearly said, "Oh no! I was just doing this for fun!" Haha. In total I got 150 euros since I also babysat some kids while they were filming a scene. It was a really cool experience to see how they film real TV series and movies and stuff! If I could choose I would want to become an actress but since that is really hard I have settled on acting and singing as just being a hobby. So, instead I'm deadset on becoming a criminal profiler! I cannot wait! I can seriously not wait to go to university and start studying criminology and forensic psychology and then work with the police and aahaaaaAAhHh! So exciting!

Bleh! Enough about mee! Here's an old Michael Jackson commercial for Pepsi made back in the day! My friends sometimes call me MJ :D I still prefer Coca-cola though. Those Christmas adverts they do with the Santa are sooo wonderful!

Kit Kat Kaleidoscope

Oh my god, I just read an article online where it was talking about American stuff making it in other countries or whatever and they talked about how popular Kit Kat is in Japan. In fact, it is so popular that they have over 80 flavours of it!!! I was like :O:O:O . Seriously! Some of the flavours sound sooo cool!

You can find a list of them on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat#Asia 'cause there's too many for me to write down but some of them are just bizarre like they have a Kit Kat that is caramel and salt flavoured. ???

Here are some interesting ones:

Cafe Au Lait

Some people have said that it's "smooth and delicious" and others have said "meh".

Intense Roasted Soy Bean

People have said it's dark choclotaey, rich, not so intense, a bit peanutbuttery and soybeany.

Creme Brulee

"STarts out very creme, then gets a little too brulee."

Soy Sauce

Apparently gross, unsavoury and needs salt. But apparently, in Japan, they're the number one Kit Kat!

Grilled Corn

Wow. Those Japanese are creative!

Baked Potato

Salted Caramel

Muscat Grape

Soy Powder

Soy powder, soy beans, soy sauce...what's next? Soy ketchup??

Pumpkin!

Green Tea

IT'S GREEEEN!

Espresso

Apple

Red Soup

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Caramel Macchiato McFlurry

I love McFlurry!

Chestnut

Blood Orange

Strawberry

Looks kind of nice...nicer than the pineapple at least.

Fruit Parfait

Ginger Ale

EeeeWWwWw!

ChocoBanana!

Veggie

Okay, what the fuck. No, just no.

Yuzu & Pepper

Royal Milk Tea

Candied Sweet Potato

Apple Vinegar

Salted Watermelon

Why not just watermelon???

In addition to these flavours there are LOTS more like berry wine, golden peach, banana, custard pudding, miso, earl grey tea, camembert cheese, lemon vinegar (what's with the vinegar?!), cookies & chocolate, cookies & milk, cookies PLUS, CUCUMBER, pickled plum, rose, wasabi, aloe vera, bubblegum, cheese, European cheese, strawberry & milk ETC. ETC. ETC.

The taste combinations that Japanese candymakers come up with are becoming increasingly bizarre. I find it funny that the most popular one is the Soy Sauce Kit Kat! HA.

I am so bored like I spend most of my time nowadays being so I decided to google things to do when you're bored. Seriously, the things that came up were so bad, so boring and stupid. Like "blink your eyes really fast and then close them tight and enjoy the light show". I mean really??

Okay, I actually tried it but I was not amused!

Okay, I did actually start smiling...

In any case, I am bored and cannot think of anything interesting to write. Maybe later something will come to mind.

What's your favourite holiday??

I was thinking about upcoming holidays and Valentine's Day next week is the nearest holiday to come. I have only ever received two cards on Valentine's Day. One was from my teacher in Year Six and the other was a beautiful paper rose in a box sent to me by mail. I've spent most of Valentine's Days alone or with my parents. I sometimes find myself scrutinizing couples wondering what the magic spark was that brought them together. That doesn't mean I do not like this "Hallmark Holiday". I do! I think it's very nice but manufacturing one specific day for expressing your love for someone is perhaps a bit irritating to some people especially because of the ways that greeting card and floral companies market the hell out of that day. You should show love and appreciation for your Valentine all year around, regardless of what day it is.

Be it Valentine's Day or not, I love holidays! All holidays! I enjoy putting out fun decorations and buying or making special cards for family and friends. My favourite holiday is Halloween followed by Christmas!!!

Soon in Sweden is the "Fettisdagen" or "Semmeldagen". This year it's on the 8th of March. It's a day before the fasting for Easter starts I think (I have no clue so forgive me if I'm wrong I'm not religious at all!) and you eat "Semlor" which in English are "Cream buns with almond paste". I looked it up in the dictionary :D That's the only reason I like this holiday. Haha, 'cause Semlor are SO AMAZINGLY, MOUTHGASMICLY, FABULOUSLY MORE-THAN-GOOOOOOOOOD. NOMNOMNOMNNOMNOM. Here is one:

  

OMG my mouth is just watering. If you're not Swedish or have never tasted them you can't possibly understand why I am so overly excited about these yummy creations. I also heard that on this day you can eat pancakes. I guess that's a good alternative for people who don't like Semlor but HOW COULD YOU NOT?!?

What's your favourite holiday???

Bedtime 0100hrs

It's 0100hrs. I should go to bed considering I am going to be woken up in about six hours :S

Sweet dreams my wonderful pumpernickels <333

Easter Soon=Cadbury Creme Eggs Mmmm

It's soon Easter! Okay like in a bit more than two months since Easter is late this year but still! That means EGG-SHAPED CANDYYY!! More specifically CADBURY CREME EGGS!! :O

I absolutely LOVE creme eggs although my mother hates them. But I LOVE THEM. I can eat an endless amount of them although I have never tried it. On Easter's Eve I am going to bake ('CAUSE I LOVE BAKING) Creme Egg Muffins!!!

OKay, thos elook a bit gross but mine are going to be AWESOME 'cause I ROCK at baking!!

I also found this curious photo of creme eggs:

Deep-fried Creme Eggs

Looks delicious I must say!

In England they always have the Creme Egg McFlurry around easter time! I have to taste it sometime.

Gaah, I could so go for some creme eggs now. Only two and a bit months till Easter! I love the Easter Bunny and Egg Hunts. 


Too excited..? I THINK NOT!!!<3

I haven't drawn or painted anything since 2008.

When I get back home I am going to start drawing and painting again.

"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."

Galileo Galilei

Inked For Life

Why would anyone want this tattooed on one self:

It must be the guy's fantasy, perfect woman or something. Daaamn. Well, we all have our own preferences...

I have a tattoo myself but I thought long and hard about what I wanted and where I wanted it before I actually did. And I also make sure it looked good. I made sure that I was 110% sure that I wanted what I wanted and I'm really satisfied with it. I hope that guy was 110% sure too. Actually, I hope he was 1110000% sure 'cause damn if he starts regretting it...

Sometimes I see people with tattoos walking by and they leave me thinking, "Whyy?!?" Actually a lot of tattooed people leave me thinking that. Like people with tattoos in the wrong places making them look really weird or people with weird and ugly tattoos. But then again, to those people they probably look great otherwise I don't think they would have gotten them tattooed. Unless they were completely wasted...

I feel really sorry for those who have gotten their tattoo misspelled:

I would be so devastated if that was me. Seriously. I hope he sued his tattoo artist or summet.

This eye is beautifully drawn but why would you want a big eyeball staring out of your arm?

This is just funny.

I am not a very big fan of coloured tattos but I have seen some really nice ones and although I wouldn't want a face staring out of my body, I do think that tattoo artists that can ink amazing portraits onto someone's skin are extremely talented. Well, most tattoo artists are.

It's safe to say that tattoos can be addictive. Not tattoos themselves but the rush of getting one. Seriously, before I got my tattoo, I said tomyself that I only wanted the one but afterwards, when the artist had finished tattooing me I felt really great. Man, what a rush! Which immediately got me considering a second. I've heard other people say the same. You wonder why there are people that tattoo there whole bodies. People who fill every empty orifice with an inked design. Maybe it's 'cause of that rush. It's like people who constantly put themselves in danger because of the Rush they get out of it. Like a drug addiction perhaps? What do you think??

Madness sometimes helps us to explore new horizons of life which otherwise we can never find.

Good Morning!

It is a fairly sunny morning here in Bad Pyrmont, Germany (one of the most boring places on Earth) compared to the stormy weekend we've had. I will hike two hours to McDonald's later to drink a few large diet cokes because it makes me feel better! I love McDonald's. It's such a positive place with lots of positive energy.

Something really scary happened to me last night! I had been given a hot-water bottle earlier that evening to put in my bed so it would be warmer. When I went to bed I put the bottle on the floor 'cause it wasn't warm anymore since I had gotten it like six hours before which is stupid 'cause now my bed wasn't warm any longer but okay. In the middle of the night I get up, practically blind with sleep, to go to the toilet. As I'm on the toilet I feel something against my foot and I look down. It was the hot-waterbottle! Sitting against the bath tub! I started wondering why there was a bottle there in the bathroom and then I remembered I had thrown it onto the floor, quite a bit away from the bathroom. I tried to remember if I had put it in the bathroom but I was sure I hadn't so how the hell did it end up in there?!? I got really freaked that someone was in my room and had moved it in there or something or that I had really subconsciously put it in there. It was really freaky. It didn't help that I've been watching episodes of "Criminal Minds" all week with serial killers. I took the bottle out of the bathroom and put it on a chair. Then I went back to bed, my heart beating fast. I was sooo scared. I lay under the covers facing the wall till I fell asleep. Haha. Now it sounds pretty ridiculous but I swear it was freeaaKkYyY!!

I really feel like a McFlurry right now. What are your favourite McFlurry flavours?

Weird Facts You Probably Never Knew!

So, I'm sitting here on this uncomfortable chair in this torture chamber of a room being bored and still not ready to go to bed and decided to Google some random facts. This is what I found!

Did you know...

• People have been known to drink urine of pregnant women to build up their immune system.
• The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung used by the Egyptians in 2000 BC.
• If all the people in China stood on a chair and jumped off at exactly the same time, they could knock the Earth out of orbit!
• Kissing can help in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.
• During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
• George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
• King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favourite movie and he had only one testicle.

Okay, they were not that interesting to be honest. Who cares if Hitler had one testicle or four anyway? He was still a tyrannous, little evildoer. 

Here's a fun pictures for youse instead:

Party Faail:

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This looks a lot like what happened at my apartment once...:

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Goodnight people xxxxx