Everybody's Got a Drug Dealer on Speed Dial

I am reading the best book I've read in a looong time. It's called "Under The Dome" by Stephen King and it's 1000 something pages long and it's sooo GOOD! It's like a good, exciting disaster movie. It is so thrilling. I'm already halfway through. I spent like 11hours reading it yesterday. Crazy. I've read five books in the last three weeks and this is my sixth. I'm on a roooOo0oLLlllll!!

Crispy crackers, the cotton-picking potato is eating up all the peanut butter! How will we stick the cinnamon buns together to form a street lamp now? We'll ask the toast instead. At least he knows which side his bread is buttered on.