1704hrs
God, only ten fucking hours left until the taxi arrives to take me to the airport. I can't fucking wait. I hate it here so fucking much. Fuck. I hate the people, I hate the place, I hate everything about it. Fuck. Ten hours and I'm out of this shithole. That is how much I want to go home.
Uuurgh, I really cannot write now. I am really mad at this place. I need to cool down or something in bed with a good crime book.
Thursday, 27 January 2011
Wednesday, 26 January 2011
Looking Forward Instead of Backward
0911hrs
Good Morning!
I would have said that in German if I wasn't so sick of it. But I will be home in 48 hours! Then I will be able to write blog entries that have nothing to do with how bored I am and what a pain waiting can be. I will be able to write about rainbows, leprechauns and eskimos!!! Yay.
I can't wait to go back to Sweden on the 20th or 21st of February depending on which one of those days there is a flight. Then I will have a party in my apartment again because it is so nice to have people over and to be able to please them with my orgasmic baked goods. I have already planned what I am going to bake and it's going to be insanely delicious. I am not going to reveal what yet here! It shall be a surprisee. Muahaha. Hopefully Ghiseleh will be able to come over for the weekend from Munich where she tells me she has now officially become a bratwurst. Interesting.
Anywhoo, two more boring days here. What to do? Walk down to town, sit in a cafe, drink some shit diet coke, read my book. Same as every day in this place. Fuck me. Oh well. Only today and tomorrow left of this bullshit. Then on Friday and Saturday I am going to have sooo much fun!
I can't think of any movies to watch that I can watch online for free. Yesterday evening I watched "The Man in the Iron Mask" which was good. Leonardo Dicaprio is the best actor alive. In my opinion. Especially when he starred with Johnny Depp in the movie "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?". That was such a good movie. He played the part of a handicapped 19-year-old and it was heartbreaking. "Titanic" is obviously the all-time-classic. "Shutter Island" was good too but "Inception" that came out last summer wasn't as good as everyone says. At least I didn't think so. I was disappointed. I hope the next movie he is in is better. oOOOoh and "Romeo + Juliet" was sooo good.
I have loaded "The Beach" now from 2000. I hope it's good...
At 1000hrs I have a Cranio-Sakrale Integration. It's basically just a head massage. Nothing special about it.
Good Morning!
I would have said that in German if I wasn't so sick of it. But I will be home in 48 hours! Then I will be able to write blog entries that have nothing to do with how bored I am and what a pain waiting can be. I will be able to write about rainbows, leprechauns and eskimos!!! Yay.
I can't wait to go back to Sweden on the 20th or 21st of February depending on which one of those days there is a flight. Then I will have a party in my apartment again because it is so nice to have people over and to be able to please them with my orgasmic baked goods. I have already planned what I am going to bake and it's going to be insanely delicious. I am not going to reveal what yet here! It shall be a surprisee. Muahaha. Hopefully Ghiseleh will be able to come over for the weekend from Munich where she tells me she has now officially become a bratwurst. Interesting.
Anywhoo, two more boring days here. What to do? Walk down to town, sit in a cafe, drink some shit diet coke, read my book. Same as every day in this place. Fuck me. Oh well. Only today and tomorrow left of this bullshit. Then on Friday and Saturday I am going to have sooo much fun!
I can't think of any movies to watch that I can watch online for free. Yesterday evening I watched "The Man in the Iron Mask" which was good. Leonardo Dicaprio is the best actor alive. In my opinion. Especially when he starred with Johnny Depp in the movie "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?". That was such a good movie. He played the part of a handicapped 19-year-old and it was heartbreaking. "Titanic" is obviously the all-time-classic. "Shutter Island" was good too but "Inception" that came out last summer wasn't as good as everyone says. At least I didn't think so. I was disappointed. I hope the next movie he is in is better. oOOOoh and "Romeo + Juliet" was sooo good.
I have loaded "The Beach" now from 2000. I hope it's good...
At 1000hrs I have a Cranio-Sakrale Integration. It's basically just a head massage. Nothing special about it.
Tuesday, 25 January 2011
Two More Days
1914hrs
Aaaargghhh two more days. Well, two days and 8 hours till I leeaaaave this place!!! On Friday morning I will be taking a taxi at 0300hrs away from this place!!! I. CANNOT. WAIT. I will be smiling so much when I am in the taxi and not look back! Two daysss!! And then I take a plane at 0610hrs to Mallorca and when I land me and my mother will go and eat a deliciously scrumptious breakfast at Cantina La Vela on Portals Beach! I can't wait! I miss the island soooo much! I haven't been there since the first week in November!!! Too fuckinng long. I am going to bake like a friggin' maniac.
I have just finished watching "Cry-Baby". It's a musical from 1990 featuring Johnny Depp. So hot. It's funny. And now I'm about to start watching "The Man in the Iron Mask" with Leonardo Dicaprio in it AND John Malkovich!! On the 11th of Dececmber, 2010, so last year, after I had landed in Wien, Austria, I was walking towards the airport exit and I was walking next to a man. I looked at him once but then I looked back at him again 'cause I recognised him. IT WAS JOHN FREAKING MALKOVICH :O I was amaaazed! I was like OMGOMGOMGOMG. I was too shy to go get an autograph, dammit. I thought he would find it annoying or something and I didn't want to do that. Omg. It was soo cool. Hahaha. Overreacting maybe a bit. No. Definitely not :P
I thought of the song "One Day More" from the musical Les Miserables (AMAZING) when I wrote that there's two more days till I go home. I'm a musical freak. I love them.
Aaaargghhh two more days. Well, two days and 8 hours till I leeaaaave this place!!! On Friday morning I will be taking a taxi at 0300hrs away from this place!!! I. CANNOT. WAIT. I will be smiling so much when I am in the taxi and not look back! Two daysss!! And then I take a plane at 0610hrs to Mallorca and when I land me and my mother will go and eat a deliciously scrumptious breakfast at Cantina La Vela on Portals Beach! I can't wait! I miss the island soooo much! I haven't been there since the first week in November!!! Too fuckinng long. I am going to bake like a friggin' maniac.
I have just finished watching "Cry-Baby". It's a musical from 1990 featuring Johnny Depp. So hot. It's funny. And now I'm about to start watching "The Man in the Iron Mask" with Leonardo Dicaprio in it AND John Malkovich!! On the 11th of Dececmber, 2010, so last year, after I had landed in Wien, Austria, I was walking towards the airport exit and I was walking next to a man. I looked at him once but then I looked back at him again 'cause I recognised him. IT WAS JOHN FREAKING MALKOVICH :O I was amaaazed! I was like OMGOMGOMGOMG. I was too shy to go get an autograph, dammit. I thought he would find it annoying or something and I didn't want to do that. Omg. It was soo cool. Hahaha. Overreacting maybe a bit. No. Definitely not :P
I thought of the song "One Day More" from the musical Les Miserables (AMAZING) when I wrote that there's two more days till I go home. I'm a musical freak. I love them.
xXxXxx
Monday, 24 January 2011
Happy Birthday Lil Bro'
0745hrs
I haven't written in a couple of days because I haven't been feeling to hunkydory. Things have become very fucked up these last couple of days. Fucked up beyond words. Immensely, totally, fuckilifuck fucked up. There's not enough "fuck" words to describe how messed up, stupid and, as I said before, fucked up things are right now. One good thing is that I am leaving this shithole on Friday thank god. I was going to go to Mallorca but now I am not sure any longer. So it will either be Mallorca or Malmö, Sweden. It all depends one fucked up thing. Yes, I swear. A lot. Only because fuck is the most wonderful word ever 'cause it can be used to really express how you feel about so many things and other stuff.
Today is my little brother, Mattias' birthday. Happy Birthday. He is 15 today. I remember my fifteenth birthday. Me and my friends all wore green 'cause it's my favourite colour and went for drinks in Cappuccino and then went out to Magaluf. I remember I was totally in love with this one English PR guy for one of the clubs. That was back when PR's were still allowed on the streets but they were banned because they were so fucking annoying and way too many. The clubs and bars would employ way over the limit they were allowed and have hundreds of them on the streets trying to usher you into their bar/club. You had to be a fucking ninja to be able to avoid them. Seriously. Thank god they're gone. I've seen some there still though but at least it's nowhere as bad as it was before.
OOooOoH four fucking days left. That should fly by like THAT but it won't 'cause someone is punishinng me and making time travel slower than a fucking snail. YES FUCKING SNAIL. I am in a very bad mood so I'm allowed to swear.
I want to break free. I want to break freeeee.
I'm jealous of Spooneleh's fun and sexual adventures! I want some too! Impossible in a town full of old people. At least I'll be in Mallorca/Sweden soon! Yaay. yaay. yay. yay?
WHAT am I going to do today you might ask. Fuck all. HA.
That's a LIEEE. Well nearly. I'm getting a back massage at 0830hrs and then at 1130hrs a Shiatsu massage but otherwise I will be doing fuck all so I will have time to write more. Yay. Half-hearted.
Wherever I end up on Friday, I am still going to bake like a maniac. I am baking deprived and haven't fed my deprivation since the 22nd of December. It's very sad. That's like four weeks. Holy moly, it's like a MONTH. :O
Man, I want to go to those mountains with the Swiss cheese, become a buddhist nun and worship Marlon Brando.
JAlaPeÑ0ooO
I haven't written in a couple of days because I haven't been feeling to hunkydory. Things have become very fucked up these last couple of days. Fucked up beyond words. Immensely, totally, fuckilifuck fucked up. There's not enough "fuck" words to describe how messed up, stupid and, as I said before, fucked up things are right now. One good thing is that I am leaving this shithole on Friday thank god. I was going to go to Mallorca but now I am not sure any longer. So it will either be Mallorca or Malmö, Sweden. It all depends one fucked up thing. Yes, I swear. A lot. Only because fuck is the most wonderful word ever 'cause it can be used to really express how you feel about so many things and other stuff.
Today is my little brother, Mattias' birthday. Happy Birthday. He is 15 today. I remember my fifteenth birthday. Me and my friends all wore green 'cause it's my favourite colour and went for drinks in Cappuccino and then went out to Magaluf. I remember I was totally in love with this one English PR guy for one of the clubs. That was back when PR's were still allowed on the streets but they were banned because they were so fucking annoying and way too many. The clubs and bars would employ way over the limit they were allowed and have hundreds of them on the streets trying to usher you into their bar/club. You had to be a fucking ninja to be able to avoid them. Seriously. Thank god they're gone. I've seen some there still though but at least it's nowhere as bad as it was before.
OOooOoH four fucking days left. That should fly by like THAT but it won't 'cause someone is punishinng me and making time travel slower than a fucking snail. YES FUCKING SNAIL. I am in a very bad mood so I'm allowed to swear.
I want to break free. I want to break freeeee.
I'm jealous of Spooneleh's fun and sexual adventures! I want some too! Impossible in a town full of old people. At least I'll be in Mallorca/Sweden soon! Yaay. yaay. yay. yay?
WHAT am I going to do today you might ask. Fuck all. HA.
That's a LIEEE. Well nearly. I'm getting a back massage at 0830hrs and then at 1130hrs a Shiatsu massage but otherwise I will be doing fuck all so I will have time to write more. Yay. Half-hearted.
Wherever I end up on Friday, I am still going to bake like a maniac. I am baking deprived and haven't fed my deprivation since the 22nd of December. It's very sad. That's like four weeks. Holy moly, it's like a MONTH. :O
Man, I want to go to those mountains with the Swiss cheese, become a buddhist nun and worship Marlon Brando.
JAlaPeÑ0ooO
Wednesday, 19 January 2011
"Let's build a lamp post out of cinnamon buns."
0844hrs
Good Morning! DOOO youwwantsomemuffins?? Well, you can't have any.
I was just going to write about this good, new book that I bought the other day but then I saw that I'd already written about it yesterday! Shows that not much is going on in my life at the moment. This will hopefully change in about 16 days.
I was just going to go into town and sit in a cafe and read my book since I have nothing to do until 1400hrs when I have a craniobjshfsomethingorother. Yes, it sounds serious. But it's really just a fancy word for a special type of head massage. They be massaging ma skull!! MA BRAIN!!
Anywhoo, I found the most WONDERFUL recipe! I've never seen anything quite like it. I started baking it in my brain as soon as I saw it and eating them all at once. Cookie Dough Truffles. Yes, I love cookie dough as you might have gathered from my and Spooneleh's blog http://moosespoon.blogspot.com HAHA. But these seemed amazing. No, you're not getting the recipe. I'll give you another yummy recipe later when I'm back.
But here is a YouTube video. It's a video of me singing in a musical review in April 2009. It was good until I fucked up at the end. So don't mind the end PLEASE it's embarassing but it happens. Haha. I got something in my throat in the end but overall it was good.
Good Morning! DOOO youwwantsomemuffins?? Well, you can't have any.
I was just going to write about this good, new book that I bought the other day but then I saw that I'd already written about it yesterday! Shows that not much is going on in my life at the moment. This will hopefully change in about 16 days.
I was just going to go into town and sit in a cafe and read my book since I have nothing to do until 1400hrs when I have a craniobjshfsomethingorother. Yes, it sounds serious. But it's really just a fancy word for a special type of head massage. They be massaging ma skull!! MA BRAIN!!
Anywhoo, I found the most WONDERFUL recipe! I've never seen anything quite like it. I started baking it in my brain as soon as I saw it and eating them all at once. Cookie Dough Truffles. Yes, I love cookie dough as you might have gathered from my and Spooneleh's blog http://moosespoon.blogspot.com HAHA. But these seemed amazing. No, you're not getting the recipe. I'll give you another yummy recipe later when I'm back.
But here is a YouTube video. It's a video of me singing in a musical review in April 2009. It was good until I fucked up at the end. So don't mind the end PLEASE it's embarassing but it happens. Haha. I got something in my throat in the end but overall it was good.
Tuesday, 18 January 2011
It's as if the organ of my imagination has dried up.
1710hrs
You know the Spanish "Principe" biscuits I wrote that I craved the other day? Well, I'm not sure they're Spanish anymore! 'Cause Jenny told me they exist in Denmark as "Prince" biscuits and I found them today in the supermarket here!! :O:O And here they're called "Prinzen Rollen"! So, yeah, I'm not sure they originated from the land of paella and churros but they're still delicious and I still crave them! You might think, "Hmm, but why doesn't she just buy them in the store there then if they have them?" Well, it won't be as good eating them as in Spain. To me they're still "Principe" and Spanish :D So, I will wait till I'm back in Mallorca. Eventhough I crave them.
I went in a bookstore yesterday to see if they had any English books for me to read since I'm so bored. I looked at all the signs in the store and none said English books so I asked. They had one small shelf with English books. Haha, but I bough two, one of which I am currently reading called "The Shakespeare Curse". It seems good! A sort of crime novel but more. I love Shakespeare and his plays. They are very good and intriguing. Mistifying yet exciting. Lol, yes, I am weird.
I have nothing to write about 'cause nothing has happened to me and nothing is happening in my days here in Germany. It is so boring. I just want to go home. I have two wait 16 more days. It's FUCKING TORTURE. I won't get my biscuits for another 16 fucking days. FuCKKK. I don't think I want to come back to Germany for quite a while after this.
I am so sorry if my blog entries are boring and useless and not funny at all but I promise they will become exciting and full of life soon. I hope.
You know the Spanish "Principe" biscuits I wrote that I craved the other day? Well, I'm not sure they're Spanish anymore! 'Cause Jenny told me they exist in Denmark as "Prince" biscuits and I found them today in the supermarket here!! :O:O And here they're called "Prinzen Rollen"! So, yeah, I'm not sure they originated from the land of paella and churros but they're still delicious and I still crave them! You might think, "Hmm, but why doesn't she just buy them in the store there then if they have them?" Well, it won't be as good eating them as in Spain. To me they're still "Principe" and Spanish :D So, I will wait till I'm back in Mallorca. Eventhough I crave them.
I went in a bookstore yesterday to see if they had any English books for me to read since I'm so bored. I looked at all the signs in the store and none said English books so I asked. They had one small shelf with English books. Haha, but I bough two, one of which I am currently reading called "The Shakespeare Curse". It seems good! A sort of crime novel but more. I love Shakespeare and his plays. They are very good and intriguing. Mistifying yet exciting. Lol, yes, I am weird.
I have nothing to write about 'cause nothing has happened to me and nothing is happening in my days here in Germany. It is so boring. I just want to go home. I have two wait 16 more days. It's FUCKING TORTURE. I won't get my biscuits for another 16 fucking days. FuCKKK. I don't think I want to come back to Germany for quite a while after this.
I am so sorry if my blog entries are boring and useless and not funny at all but I promise they will become exciting and full of life soon. I hope.
Saturday, 15 January 2011
...........DOT
0817hrs
I just read some blog entries I made in August 2008. God, how different I was then. Not really but like my spirit was. It was all joyful, excited and crazed about all the guys around me. One sentence I wrote was, "I don't look too sexy tonight but that's okay 'cause I don't want to pull anyway." Then the next is about someone trying to make out with me in a taxi! Ha. Whatever happened, I say.
A lot of fucked up shit did.
But that's okay. It will be better now.
Uuurgh, I hate waiting. I have a personal trainer in a bit more than an hour and I'm just sitting here doing fuck-all like I've been doing all week and it's so annoying. I just want to get it done with. Not to mention the 20 days left. I want to get them done with to! Fucking hell. Frustration to the point where I am about to jump off a bridge! Luckily there aren't any.
Or actually there is! I think. Haha. Whatever.
Fuck me, I'm-I don't know what I am.
OMG, yesterday I was sooo craving some Principe biscuits it was ridiculous. They're like these spanish brand of biscuits. Nothing special really but they're soo nice.
<----NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
YEEEEES.
When I get back to Mallorca in February, I am having a whole packet! :O:O:O Aaah I have to stop staring at this picture. It is making me crave it more. And my stomach is now making the rumblies that ONLY HANDS CAN SATISFY!!!!
I just read some blog entries I made in August 2008. God, how different I was then. Not really but like my spirit was. It was all joyful, excited and crazed about all the guys around me. One sentence I wrote was, "I don't look too sexy tonight but that's okay 'cause I don't want to pull anyway." Then the next is about someone trying to make out with me in a taxi! Ha. Whatever happened, I say.
A lot of fucked up shit did.
But that's okay. It will be better now.
Uuurgh, I hate waiting. I have a personal trainer in a bit more than an hour and I'm just sitting here doing fuck-all like I've been doing all week and it's so annoying. I just want to get it done with. Not to mention the 20 days left. I want to get them done with to! Fucking hell. Frustration to the point where I am about to jump off a bridge! Luckily there aren't any.
Or actually there is! I think. Haha. Whatever.
Fuck me, I'm-I don't know what I am.
OMG, yesterday I was sooo craving some Principe biscuits it was ridiculous. They're like these spanish brand of biscuits. Nothing special really but they're soo nice.<----NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
YEEEEES.
When I get back to Mallorca in February, I am having a whole packet! :O:O:O Aaah I have to stop staring at this picture. It is making me crave it more. And my stomach is now making the rumblies that ONLY HANDS CAN SATISFY!!!!
Friday, 14 January 2011
Red Bull-shaped Coke Cans. Or Diet Coke.
1503hrs
ZUCCHINI.
I was watching "Little Britain" clips on YouTube when I couldn't sleep this morning. I forgot how funny it is! I was inwardly smiling. A little anyway. Especially at the Fat Fighters. "MAN, I LOOOOOVE THE CAKE!" Yes, yes, I do love the cake. I love baking it, looking at it, making the sweet luurve to it. Man, I luuuurve the cake! No more cake talk. It makes me sad since I do not have a kitchen here in which I can make such beautiful creations.
I like zucchinis. And lambourghinis. Or auberginies or however you call them. Vroom vrooOmM.
Ghiseleh is trying to torture me with the song "Fuck You" by Cee Lo Green. It is KILLING ME. It was a good song the first time I heard it but then it was just a PAIN. WHYYY??!!
GET OUT THERE AND GET ME SOME TRAASH!
ZUCCHINI.
I was watching "Little Britain" clips on YouTube when I couldn't sleep this morning. I forgot how funny it is! I was inwardly smiling. A little anyway. Especially at the Fat Fighters. "MAN, I LOOOOOVE THE CAKE!" Yes, yes, I do love the cake. I love baking it, looking at it, making the sweet luurve to it. Man, I luuuurve the cake! No more cake talk. It makes me sad since I do not have a kitchen here in which I can make such beautiful creations.
I like zucchinis. And lambourghinis. Or auberginies or however you call them. Vroom vrooOmM.
Ghiseleh is trying to torture me with the song "Fuck You" by Cee Lo Green. It is KILLING ME. It was a good song the first time I heard it but then it was just a PAIN. WHYYY??!!
GET OUT THERE AND GET ME SOME TRAASH!
Down, down, down, down, down, down, dooowwn!
0720hrs
Hello hello kinky people!!!
It is morning and what a very good morning indeed! Well, not really. I woke up at 0230hrs unable to fall back asleep and have really bad headache. I just remembered that I bought headache pills yesterday but completely forgot about them so I've been going around with an increasingly painful headache! Stupid me. Shows I have other stuff on my mind.
I was thinking how I miss primary school! I miss making Aztec masks with Mr McCormick in Year Five, I miss the Animal Game, being able to dress up for Halloween and Carneval and i miss the Easter Egg Hunt! Aah, the good old days when things weren't as complicated and fucked up! Whatever happened to childhood euphoria?
I grew up.
Today is Friday and if I were in Swedenland with all ma homies I would be going to KB tonight to watch Daniel Ray Adams sing "Gubben i Lådan". HA. I only know that song from him. I'm not much of a fan of Swedish music but these last couple of months some of my new Swedish friends have "forced" me to listen to it. It's alright. Except Swedish rap. It should not be allowed. Swedish rap should be banned and buried deep, deep in the core of the Earth where it would be burned up by all the hot, hot magma or summet. Yes. But that's just my opinion. Maybe my ears are wrong and I don't interpret Swedish rap for what it really is. (I don't think so.)
Here is "Gubben i Lådan" by Daniel Ray Adams. It's weird 'cause that isn't even a Swedish name...
Oh my bad! It's Daniel Adams-Ray! Hahaha FAIL! Shows I don't know anything much 'bout the Music of the Swedes. LOL.
In about an hour or so I will walk down to town as I have done about 100 times already and drink a cappuccino or something. I am just waiting for the woman to come and bring my morning tea so that I can get my can of diet coke that I've hidden in my bag! You see I don't think diet coke is allowed here. I haven't asked but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be too happy about it...So, I hide it either in my bag or the hotel room safe that I have! Muahaha smart. CONTRABAND!!! It reminds of like war movies like "Band of Brothers" (best mini-series EVER!!) where they would ransack the soldiers' bunks at boot camp looking for any material that would be considered as contraband and if they did find stuff like cans of food or porn magazines then they would have their "weekend passes revoked"! God, I love war movies. But thank god they don't do that here! I need my diet coke to survive...
ANYWHOO, I LOVE YOUSE LIKE SLICED BREAD AND HOT, HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS MADE WITH SPATULAS AND WHIPPED CREEEAAAAM! <3
Hello hello kinky people!!!
It is morning and what a very good morning indeed! Well, not really. I woke up at 0230hrs unable to fall back asleep and have really bad headache. I just remembered that I bought headache pills yesterday but completely forgot about them so I've been going around with an increasingly painful headache! Stupid me. Shows I have other stuff on my mind.
I was thinking how I miss primary school! I miss making Aztec masks with Mr McCormick in Year Five, I miss the Animal Game, being able to dress up for Halloween and Carneval and i miss the Easter Egg Hunt! Aah, the good old days when things weren't as complicated and fucked up! Whatever happened to childhood euphoria?
I grew up.
Today is Friday and if I were in Swedenland with all ma homies I would be going to KB tonight to watch Daniel Ray Adams sing "Gubben i Lådan". HA. I only know that song from him. I'm not much of a fan of Swedish music but these last couple of months some of my new Swedish friends have "forced" me to listen to it. It's alright. Except Swedish rap. It should not be allowed. Swedish rap should be banned and buried deep, deep in the core of the Earth where it would be burned up by all the hot, hot magma or summet. Yes. But that's just my opinion. Maybe my ears are wrong and I don't interpret Swedish rap for what it really is. (I don't think so.)
Here is "Gubben i Lådan" by Daniel Ray Adams. It's weird 'cause that isn't even a Swedish name...
Oh my bad! It's Daniel Adams-Ray! Hahaha FAIL! Shows I don't know anything much 'bout the Music of the Swedes. LOL.
In about an hour or so I will walk down to town as I have done about 100 times already and drink a cappuccino or something. I am just waiting for the woman to come and bring my morning tea so that I can get my can of diet coke that I've hidden in my bag! You see I don't think diet coke is allowed here. I haven't asked but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be too happy about it...So, I hide it either in my bag or the hotel room safe that I have! Muahaha smart. CONTRABAND!!! It reminds of like war movies like "Band of Brothers" (best mini-series EVER!!) where they would ransack the soldiers' bunks at boot camp looking for any material that would be considered as contraband and if they did find stuff like cans of food or porn magazines then they would have their "weekend passes revoked"! God, I love war movies. But thank god they don't do that here! I need my diet coke to survive...
ANYWHOO, I LOVE YOUSE LIKE SLICED BREAD AND HOT, HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS MADE WITH SPATULAS AND WHIPPED CREEEAAAAM! <3
Thursday, 13 January 2011
I know that it's so cliche to talk about you this way..
0752hrs
22 days. Veinte-y-dos dias. Zwei und zwanzig tage. Tjugo två dagar.
Twenty two fucking days.
I am bored. I seem to always be bored lately. That's because I am! Ha. Oh well, what to do. Germany is great but this place is boring. I could take a taxi into the nearest town but I am not really bothered. I can't go shopping anyway and then it's no fun.
I cannot wait to go home to Mallorca the 3rd of February! It's in exactly three weeks today. I am going to feel so ecstaticly happy that I won't be able to contain myself. I will be smiling uncontrollably all the way on the plane to Mallorca. I won't be able to sit still and I will probably start crying when I see the beautiful mountains from the airplane window. But that's in three weeks. Omg, I don't know if I have the patience to wait that long. I HATE waiting. Seriously. It's the worst thing ever. I hate when people are late and I end up waiting for them. That's why I always try to be on time because I know what a pain it is to have to wait for someone. But waiting to go home is worse! I haven't been on my beautiful island since the first week in November! Haven't seen my dogs or my mother since then! My dogs are hilarious I love them so much.
And I might get my own little baby chihuahua! Woohoooo! Chihuahua isn't my favourite type of dog, I prefer big dogs, but they are easy to take care of especially if I am going to be in school and stuff. You can teach the chihuahuas to do their business inside on pads. They are really quite good and they're so cute, loveable, smart. aaaaAaaWWww I miss Kahlua and Donatella <3
Yes, I know. They look even more adorable in clothes!!! Ah, so mean hahaa.
I'm off but I will talk to youse laterzz.
ADIOS xxx
22 days. Veinte-y-dos dias. Zwei und zwanzig tage. Tjugo två dagar.
Twenty two fucking days.
I am bored. I seem to always be bored lately. That's because I am! Ha. Oh well, what to do. Germany is great but this place is boring. I could take a taxi into the nearest town but I am not really bothered. I can't go shopping anyway and then it's no fun.
I cannot wait to go home to Mallorca the 3rd of February! It's in exactly three weeks today. I am going to feel so ecstaticly happy that I won't be able to contain myself. I will be smiling uncontrollably all the way on the plane to Mallorca. I won't be able to sit still and I will probably start crying when I see the beautiful mountains from the airplane window. But that's in three weeks. Omg, I don't know if I have the patience to wait that long. I HATE waiting. Seriously. It's the worst thing ever. I hate when people are late and I end up waiting for them. That's why I always try to be on time because I know what a pain it is to have to wait for someone. But waiting to go home is worse! I haven't been on my beautiful island since the first week in November! Haven't seen my dogs or my mother since then! My dogs are hilarious I love them so much.
And I might get my own little baby chihuahua! Woohoooo! Chihuahua isn't my favourite type of dog, I prefer big dogs, but they are easy to take care of especially if I am going to be in school and stuff. You can teach the chihuahuas to do their business inside on pads. They are really quite good and they're so cute, loveable, smart. aaaaAaaWWww I miss Kahlua and Donatella <3
I'm off but I will talk to youse laterzz.
ADIOS xxx
Tuesday, 11 January 2011
A Poem I Found
1929hrs
Inside Out, Depression Poems http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/sad/poetry.asp?poem=21585#ixzz1AkjMR4ib
I was googling and I found this poem by Angie Flores:
Inside Out
© Angie Flores
Outside lives a girl with a smile that will brighten up the room,
yet inside hides a girl with a frown full of despair.
Outside lives a girl with eyes of joy that brings you to ease,
yet inside hides a girl shedding tears of sadness.
Outside lives a girl with a beautiful laugh that's contagious,
yet inside hides a girl screaming her lungs out in unwanted anger.
Outside lives a girl with the personality everyone envies,
yet inside hides a girl full of insecurities and shame.
Outside lives a girl who is fearless and tough,
yet inside hides a weak girl who lives in fear.
Outside lives a girl full of life,
yet inside hides a girl full of pain, wanting to die.
Outside lives a girl with a perfect image,
yet inside hides a girl with regrets and mistakes.
Outside lives a girl of innocence,
yet inside hides a girl with tremendous guilt.
Outside lives a girl with goals and aspirations,
yet inside lives a girl lost in confusion.
What you see on the outside is my personal disguise,
What hides underneath you can't even begin to imagine.
yet inside hides a girl with a frown full of despair.
Outside lives a girl with eyes of joy that brings you to ease,
yet inside hides a girl shedding tears of sadness.
Outside lives a girl with a beautiful laugh that's contagious,
yet inside hides a girl screaming her lungs out in unwanted anger.
Outside lives a girl with the personality everyone envies,
yet inside hides a girl full of insecurities and shame.
Outside lives a girl who is fearless and tough,
yet inside hides a weak girl who lives in fear.
Outside lives a girl full of life,
yet inside hides a girl full of pain, wanting to die.
Outside lives a girl with a perfect image,
yet inside hides a girl with regrets and mistakes.
Outside lives a girl of innocence,
yet inside hides a girl with tremendous guilt.
Outside lives a girl with goals and aspirations,
yet inside lives a girl lost in confusion.
What you see on the outside is my personal disguise,
What hides underneath you can't even begin to imagine.
Inside Out, Depression Poems http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/sad/poetry.asp?poem=21585#ixzz1AkjMR4ib
Insomnia Returns
0133hrs
After a few good nights sleep this past week I thought I was rid of the hopeless insomnia that had been haunting me for three weeks. Now it seems to be back. I cannot fall asleep. Every position of sleep is uncomfortable so I keep twitching and turning but nothing works and I'm just lying wide awake with my mind running a mock. Aaarggh, this is the worst possible time to not be able to sleep since I want time to go as fast as possible. I feel like a prisoner counting down the days and planning exactly what I am going to do when I get home. When I get free. Freeedommmm.
It's not like I'm not free here. I can do whatever like, have my massages, go training and go into town. It's all well but so FUCKING boring. Like shoot-me-in-the-head kind of boring. biYGoygUOyguyfDedry!!
You gotta love Charlie The Unicorn!
After a few good nights sleep this past week I thought I was rid of the hopeless insomnia that had been haunting me for three weeks. Now it seems to be back. I cannot fall asleep. Every position of sleep is uncomfortable so I keep twitching and turning but nothing works and I'm just lying wide awake with my mind running a mock. Aaarggh, this is the worst possible time to not be able to sleep since I want time to go as fast as possible. I feel like a prisoner counting down the days and planning exactly what I am going to do when I get home. When I get free. Freeedommmm.
It's not like I'm not free here. I can do whatever like, have my massages, go training and go into town. It's all well but so FUCKING boring. Like shoot-me-in-the-head kind of boring. biYGoygUOyguyfDedry!!
You gotta love Charlie The Unicorn!
Monday, 10 January 2011
Blog Topic Ideas?
1732hrs
I've been having a hard time finding something to write about since I am not doing much and am having quite a boring time. So, if anyone who reads this has any blog topic ideas then please comment below this!!!
Well, if I don't really have anything to write I will post some photos and videos instead. See! There is a solution for everything. Well, nearly everything. Let's connect my hard drive to my laptop (which I spilt yellow nail polish on before making my already shit computer look even worse).
September 2009 Me and Julia.
October 2009: Me and Celine being gangster and me and Savannah.
I've been having a hard time finding something to write about since I am not doing much and am having quite a boring time. So, if anyone who reads this has any blog topic ideas then please comment below this!!!
Well, if I don't really have anything to write I will post some photos and videos instead. See! There is a solution for everything. Well, nearly everything. Let's connect my hard drive to my laptop (which I spilt yellow nail polish on before making my already shit computer look even worse).
Kahlua and my mother on the first day of Malmöfestivalen 2009.
October 2009: Me and Celine being gangster and me and Savannah.
October 2009: Baking Halloween muffins for school!
October 2009: Me and Celine on a spontaneous night out <3
That's all the photos for now. Remember: blog ideas!!!
Banana Yellow
0827hrs
Good Morning.
It is not completely light outside but not completely dark either. Half and half. The glass is not half empty, it is half full.
What am I going to do today? The same as yesterday! Wooohooo...not. I will go into town at 0930hrs because hopefully the shops open at 1000hrs and I need to buy washing liquid to be able to hand-wash my clothes in the sink which I have never done before! I will google how to do it. Aaah, google, such a great invention of a search engine. You can find almost anything on google. Yes, almost. It has been many times when I have searched for something related to schoolwork on google with it coming up short. Then I get a little bit mad and frustrated.
I think I will have a cappuccino with foamed milk in town. They have a cafe called Cafe Harmonie where they have really nice cakes and nice breakfast buffets but I only go there to drink the cappuccino 'cause it is good. Well, the first time I was there the cappuccino was good. Yesterday when I was there only the foamed milk was good and the coffee was disgusting. It was too much coffee taste in it. Too strong. And the diet coke they have is shit 'cause it's completely flat. So maybe this cafe isn't actually the best. Just the foamed milk on top of the cappuccino!
25 days. 25 daYs.
Uuurggghhhhh. UUUUURRRGGHHHHHTYUEHGFVIDFÖZSKJ
= FRUSTRATION
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Totally fits my cause.
Good Morning.
It is not completely light outside but not completely dark either. Half and half. The glass is not half empty, it is half full.
What am I going to do today? The same as yesterday! Wooohooo...not. I will go into town at 0930hrs because hopefully the shops open at 1000hrs and I need to buy washing liquid to be able to hand-wash my clothes in the sink which I have never done before! I will google how to do it. Aaah, google, such a great invention of a search engine. You can find almost anything on google. Yes, almost. It has been many times when I have searched for something related to schoolwork on google with it coming up short. Then I get a little bit mad and frustrated.
I think I will have a cappuccino with foamed milk in town. They have a cafe called Cafe Harmonie where they have really nice cakes and nice breakfast buffets but I only go there to drink the cappuccino 'cause it is good. Well, the first time I was there the cappuccino was good. Yesterday when I was there only the foamed milk was good and the coffee was disgusting. It was too much coffee taste in it. Too strong. And the diet coke they have is shit 'cause it's completely flat. So maybe this cafe isn't actually the best. Just the foamed milk on top of the cappuccino!
25 days. 25 daYs.
Uuurggghhhhh. UUUUURRRGGHHHHHTYUEHGFVIDFÖZSKJ
= FRUSTRATION
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Totally fits my cause.
Banana Yellow Nailpolish rules!
Sunday, 9 January 2011
Raspberry/Vanilla /Strawberry/Cream Tea
1256hrs
I did go on the hike this morning despite the rain. It was me, two middle-aged people and the hike leader person Herr Holunder. Holunder means elderberry in German. Mr Elderberry. He was a very old man.
It was a boring hike and not really efficient for me since I can run marathons if I wanted with my athletic heart but it was nice in that it was a bit like sightseeing and Mr Elderberry was like a guide telling us all about the different buildings and things around us. So that was okay.
I went down into town again later...There is nothing to do here. It's a health place for old people. Famous people used to come here like famous kings and queens in the olden days. Now just old people come here. Like WW2 old. I've heard a lot of WW2 talk these last couple of days.
I really do hate tea.
I have nothing to write because I am so bored! I will write nonsense.
We have to go to the food store, darling, to get some electric oreos to fight the grass and weeds with. There is cheese in your hair, let me lick it clean. You're having an affair! With the Swedish meatballs in the freezer! I am going on a date with this jar of pickles. The oreos need milk to survive otherwise they cannot divide into delicious Cadbury buttons with cream cheese. Why is the yellow car on the roof? Damn, I lost the game! We are all going to die from an epidemic of shaving cream. Where is my tea?
I did go on the hike this morning despite the rain. It was me, two middle-aged people and the hike leader person Herr Holunder. Holunder means elderberry in German. Mr Elderberry. He was a very old man.
It was a boring hike and not really efficient for me since I can run marathons if I wanted with my athletic heart but it was nice in that it was a bit like sightseeing and Mr Elderberry was like a guide telling us all about the different buildings and things around us. So that was okay.
I went down into town again later...There is nothing to do here. It's a health place for old people. Famous people used to come here like famous kings and queens in the olden days. Now just old people come here. Like WW2 old. I've heard a lot of WW2 talk these last couple of days.
I really do hate tea.
I have nothing to write because I am so bored! I will write nonsense.
We have to go to the food store, darling, to get some electric oreos to fight the grass and weeds with. There is cheese in your hair, let me lick it clean. You're having an affair! With the Swedish meatballs in the freezer! I am going on a date with this jar of pickles. The oreos need milk to survive otherwise they cannot divide into delicious Cadbury buttons with cream cheese. Why is the yellow car on the roof? Damn, I lost the game! We are all going to die from an epidemic of shaving cream. Where is my tea?
Early Morning Hike & Honey, Honey
0756hrs
Good MOrninG!
(I want to go home.)
In an hour I am going on an early morning hike with some old people! Yaay! Too bad it stopped raining otherwise maybe it would've been cancelled. Well, there's still an hour left. Some rain might come. If it's raining they won't want the old people slipping and breaking unnecessary bones. Nothing against old people that is...You're only as old as your mind makes you out to be. You can be physically old but still have the mind and spirit of a horny 15-year-old.
It is Sunday. I am bored. I don't know what to do. I have no massages today. I don't mind. I don't see what's so great about them anyway.
They have free water bottles in my room but it does me no good 'cause it's sparkly water and I hate sparkly water. It tastes like sea water. Bleeh.
Meeeh so much negativity. I shouldn't write anymore. You'll only get infected.
Good MOrninG!
(I want to go home.)
In an hour I am going on an early morning hike with some old people! Yaay! Too bad it stopped raining otherwise maybe it would've been cancelled. Well, there's still an hour left. Some rain might come. If it's raining they won't want the old people slipping and breaking unnecessary bones. Nothing against old people that is...You're only as old as your mind makes you out to be. You can be physically old but still have the mind and spirit of a horny 15-year-old.
It is Sunday. I am bored. I don't know what to do. I have no massages today. I don't mind. I don't see what's so great about them anyway.
They have free water bottles in my room but it does me no good 'cause it's sparkly water and I hate sparkly water. It tastes like sea water. Bleeh.
Meeeh so much negativity. I shouldn't write anymore. You'll only get infected.
Saturday, 8 January 2011
Glee Video Making Me Smile
2021hrs
Okay, so this one really made me smile. Just now. Literally. Awesome. I love skin tight jeans <3
Okay, so this one really made me smile. Just now. Literally. Awesome. I love skin tight jeans <3
Toast Among Other Sexual Things
2005hrs
I just finished skyping with Jenny who I haven't seen in more than three weeks!!! I think the last time that I saw her, Linda, Simon, was like the Friday the 10th of December, the day I became 18 and a half years old, Nobel Prize Day and the day of Tomas' Birthday party. Yeees, I have a superb memory if you haven't noticed.
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I went looking for McDonald's before because I saw an M with an arrow on it so I followed it. I walked, and walked, and walked some more and still did not see a McDonald's. I found out what the street was called "Siemensstrasse", looked it up on my map and found that it was really far away like nearly outside of town! So, I decided to go another day instead since it was dark outside and I didn't feel like getting lost. I just wanted a damn diet coke. Aaargh. Diet coke frustratiooon!
I really like "Glee". People say it is immature, typical american high school movie type, fake and yes it is. But I like it because they sing so good and the singing and the songs make me feel happy on the inside so that is why I like "Glee". For example, this song really makes me smile:
Well I don't know. The first time I saw it it made me smile. But still. I am watching Season 2 online now and it makes me happyy. I wanna sing too! It was such a long time ago I was on a stage. I miss it so much.
Why does time move so fucking slowly? It is ridiculous. When things are fun, happy and joyful and everyone is wearing kinky outfits time moves oh-so-fast! But when things are shitty, boring and depressing time moves slower than a goddamn snail. This is quite unfair. Very. Fuck time. It should wither and die. But what would we then have? A world in...damn I have forgotten the word for when things have stopped. It is a really good word. A world in....FUCK! Okay, now the point I was going to make has failed. FAIL!
Anyhow, TIME SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN!
Do you know what doesn't suck though? Sex on toast among the other good things that life brings (like BAKING). Therefore I command youse to read my and Spoon's blog http://moosespoon.blogspot.com
I COMMAND YOU!
Moose out. <3
I just finished skyping with Jenny who I haven't seen in more than three weeks!!! I think the last time that I saw her, Linda, Simon, was like the Friday the 10th of December, the day I became 18 and a half years old, Nobel Prize Day and the day of Tomas' Birthday party. Yeees, I have a superb memory if you haven't noticed.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
I went looking for McDonald's before because I saw an M with an arrow on it so I followed it. I walked, and walked, and walked some more and still did not see a McDonald's. I found out what the street was called "Siemensstrasse", looked it up on my map and found that it was really far away like nearly outside of town! So, I decided to go another day instead since it was dark outside and I didn't feel like getting lost. I just wanted a damn diet coke. Aaargh. Diet coke frustratiooon!
I really like "Glee". People say it is immature, typical american high school movie type, fake and yes it is. But I like it because they sing so good and the singing and the songs make me feel happy on the inside so that is why I like "Glee". For example, this song really makes me smile:
Well I don't know. The first time I saw it it made me smile. But still. I am watching Season 2 online now and it makes me happyy. I wanna sing too! It was such a long time ago I was on a stage. I miss it so much.
Why does time move so fucking slowly? It is ridiculous. When things are fun, happy and joyful and everyone is wearing kinky outfits time moves oh-so-fast! But when things are shitty, boring and depressing time moves slower than a goddamn snail. This is quite unfair. Very. Fuck time. It should wither and die. But what would we then have? A world in...damn I have forgotten the word for when things have stopped. It is a really good word. A world in....FUCK! Okay, now the point I was going to make has failed. FAIL!
Anyhow, TIME SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN!
Do you know what doesn't suck though? Sex on toast among the other good things that life brings (like BAKING). Therefore I command youse to read my and Spoon's blog http://moosespoon.blogspot.com
I COMMAND YOU!
Moose out. <3
Friday, 7 January 2011
Shiatsu Sounds Like Shitzu
1202hrs
I am so tired. Probably 'cause I woke up at 0330hrs this morning. Aaargh. I just want to sleep. But I have a Shiatsu massage to go to at 1230hrs for an hour. I hope it is worth it. Afterwords I will have to sleep. The only thing that I don't like is that the people that work here keep coming into my room without warning all the time and it's really quite annoying especially if I am sleeping or in the bathroom.
I was going to do yoga for the first time tonight but apparently I am the only one that has signed up for it and they don't do it unless there's a minimum of three people joining in. More time to sleep then! But I shouldn't sleep too much 'cause then I will not be able to sleep tonight or wake up ridiculously early without falling back asleep again.
I feel like baking. I want to bake so bad!
So here is a recipe and maybe you can bake for me instead!
Carrot Bread
I am so tired. Probably 'cause I woke up at 0330hrs this morning. Aaargh. I just want to sleep. But I have a Shiatsu massage to go to at 1230hrs for an hour. I hope it is worth it. Afterwords I will have to sleep. The only thing that I don't like is that the people that work here keep coming into my room without warning all the time and it's really quite annoying especially if I am sleeping or in the bathroom.
I was going to do yoga for the first time tonight but apparently I am the only one that has signed up for it and they don't do it unless there's a minimum of three people joining in. More time to sleep then! But I shouldn't sleep too much 'cause then I will not be able to sleep tonight or wake up ridiculously early without falling back asleep again.
I feel like baking. I want to bake so bad!
So here is a recipe and maybe you can bake for me instead!
Carrot Bread
Ingredients
Directions
Cook The Eggz
I woke up half an hour ago and cannot seem to fall back asleep! Typical...
It is the seventh day of the new year! Hopefully this year will be a much better one than the last one.
Here, have a 2011 rap!
Laugh. Out. Loud. Or not :]
It is morning! What do you want for breakfast? Some eeeggs perhaps?? Here is how to cook them!
It is the seventh day of the new year! Hopefully this year will be a much better one than the last one.
Here, have a 2011 rap!
It is morning! What do you want for breakfast? Some eeeggs perhaps?? Here is how to cook them!
Good Morning!! ahahhaaahha
There Are Monsters Under My Bead In My Head
It is 0043 hrs. I am going to go to schleeeep. The pillows in this place are very big, squishy and comfortable. I leave you with something to laugh/smile at or perhaps not.
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Guten Nacht xxx
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Guten Nacht xxx
Thursday, 6 January 2011
Old Spice
This is guy is just too hilarious and hot and damn does he know it!
This next one is even better:
SILVER FISH HAND CATCH!!!
Continued Blog
Hello hellloo!
I previously had my blog on LiveJournal http://mirjanagn.livejournal.com but have decided to change to blogspot because it is cooler! Haha. You can still read my old blog entries on LiveJournal since I am going to keep it because it would be a shame to lose all those blog entries that I have there.
I am currently in Deutschland! Jawohl! I do not how long time I will be here. I am in a little town called Bad Pyrmont. Don't ask where it is 'cause I have no idea!
OMG. There is a big insect on the curtain in front of me. I hate insects. I am extremely scared of them. Except for ants, small spiders, mosquitoes and flies. Everything else, YES. I see a butterfly or caterpillar for example I will run miles screaming before stopping. Yes. I scream even when I see photos of insects. Haha. My friends take advantage of this (Jenny, Linda, Simon..:P) and poke sticks at me or making buzzing noises to scare me. Haha. Love you guys <3
Some time near summer I am probably going to attend the Swedish Bar School in Magaluf, Mallorca for three weeks to learn how to become a bartender! Woohooo how exciting. Ironic since I don't drink alcohol. Haha.
I will write shortly again.
Mirjana xxx
I previously had my blog on LiveJournal http://mirjanagn.livejournal.com but have decided to change to blogspot because it is cooler! Haha. You can still read my old blog entries on LiveJournal since I am going to keep it because it would be a shame to lose all those blog entries that I have there.
I am currently in Deutschland! Jawohl! I do not how long time I will be here. I am in a little town called Bad Pyrmont. Don't ask where it is 'cause I have no idea!
OMG. There is a big insect on the curtain in front of me. I hate insects. I am extremely scared of them. Except for ants, small spiders, mosquitoes and flies. Everything else, YES. I see a butterfly or caterpillar for example I will run miles screaming before stopping. Yes. I scream even when I see photos of insects. Haha. My friends take advantage of this (Jenny, Linda, Simon..:P) and poke sticks at me or making buzzing noises to scare me. Haha. Love you guys <3
Some time near summer I am probably going to attend the Swedish Bar School in Magaluf, Mallorca for three weeks to learn how to become a bartender! Woohooo how exciting. Ironic since I don't drink alcohol. Haha.
I will write shortly again.
Mirjana xxx
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