Saturday, 8 January 2011

Toast Among Other Sexual Things

2005hrs

I just finished skyping with Jenny who I haven't seen in more than three weeks!!! I think the last time that I saw her, Linda, Simon, was like the Friday the 10th of December, the day I became 18 and a half years old, Nobel Prize Day and the day of Tomas' Birthday party. Yeees, I have a superb memory if you haven't noticed.

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I went looking for McDonald's before because I saw an M with an arrow on it so I followed it. I walked, and walked, and walked some more and still did not see a McDonald's. I found out what the street was called "Siemensstrasse", looked it up on my map and found that it was really far away like nearly outside of town! So, I decided to go another day instead since it was dark outside and I didn't feel like getting lost. I just wanted a damn diet coke. Aaargh. Diet coke frustratiooon! 

I really like "Glee". People say it is immature, typical american high school movie type, fake and yes it is. But I like it because they sing so good and the singing and the songs make me feel happy on the inside so that is why I like "Glee". For example, this song really makes me smile:



Well I don't know. The first time I saw it it made me smile. But still. I am watching Season 2 online now and it makes me happyy. I wanna sing too! It was such a long time ago I was on a stage. I miss it so much.

Why does time move so fucking slowly? It is ridiculous. When things are fun, happy and joyful and everyone is wearing kinky outfits time moves oh-so-fast! But when things are shitty, boring and depressing time moves slower than a goddamn snail. This is quite unfair. Very. Fuck time. It should wither and die. But what would we then have? A world in...damn I have forgotten the word for when things have stopped. It is a really good word. A world in....FUCK! Okay, now the point I was going to make has failed. FAIL!

Anyhow, TIME SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN!


Do you know what doesn't suck though? Sex on toast among the other good things that life brings (like BAKING). Therefore I command youse to read my and Spoon's blog http://moosespoon.blogspot.com

I COMMAND YOU!

Moose out. <3

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